Maiko Ryo: This is Fake

I know, I know. You will want to jump out and scream after you see this. I TRANSLATED THE POSTER!!!!!! The first line wasn't so hard, because there weren't many characters, so if you go to a site that has the kanji dictionary, you can see what the symbol means, and write it down (in order). I did the first half of the first line and it said Maiko. Then, I saw the person who made this movie was Maiko Ryo, and there was only 3 characters left, so I put two and two together. As far as the second line goes, I tried to go to several websites that had samples of Japanese text, highlight the right ones, and put them in the order of how it is on the poster, then hit translate. But, that did NOT work. I couldn't find many of characters I needed. So, while on a Japanese dictionary site, there was a link to contact the dude who manages that website. I contacted him to see if he could translate it, but he said I need to pay for it. But THEN, he gave me a suggestion. Why don't you put it on help sites like Yahoo Answers if you want a cheap and easy translation, and it might even be FREE! I never thought of that before, which was a dumb move on my part. But, I digress. Here it is!

TADA!

So, the first line of japanese is: Maiko Ryo. This is the dude who apperently made this film. Doesn't Maiko sound like Michael? Hmmm... interesting.
This second line I had trouble with, so I put the link to the big poster on yahoo answers and said if someone could translate it. A NATIVE JAPANESE SPEAKER translated it for me. AND??? GUESS WHAT IT SAYS!!! The dude that translated it said this:

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The last sentence is -

I quit the company to become an MJ.

P.S. I don't know what an MJ is.

And, about that description of the film, I put it into a better translator called Babylon (no not Bablefish)
And it came up with something different. This is what it came up with:

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It is DVD of possessing it my Coe that is インパーソネーター of Michael Jackson. The first independent performance [my Coe records the design of the MJ mourning tour in U.S.A. in a privilege as well as a design of 39 (thank-you )Party] of possessing it,.,] I can enjoy the diversity of a splendid performance that I finish becoming MJ.

And now, I just put it into Bablefish (translation powered by Yahoo) and it came up with this:

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DVD of the [maiko] [ri] [yo] [u] which is Michael Jackson's [inpasoneta]. “39 of first independent performance [maiko] [ri] [yo] [u] (sun queue/cue) in addition to the pattern of Party”, pattern of the MJ mourning tour in America recording to benefit. Finishing to become in MJ, it can enjoy the numbers of gorgeous performance.

It's about a mourning tour, so I guess the "I quit the company to become MJ" could be about the life of an impersonator, or of the official impersonator of MJ. Weird, huh? Well, I found out what the movie is about. It said 'Maiko Ryo: This is fake, I quit the company to become an MJ'. I tried to search for Maiko, but it never worked. Why? I kept putting in Miko instead of Maiko. So, i did a search with the correct spelling, and BAM! Maiko Ryo is a well known impersonator from Japan. That explains why it's Maiko Ryo, and why the writing is in Japanese, and why the poster looks like it has MJ's legs on it. About the title though, I have NO idea why it is called that. It could be called that because it's about the impersonator, which is fake and not really MJ, but still, that would not be a very good first choice for a title. So, I don't know about the title. And the fact that his name is Maiko, and it sounds like Michael, is just a coincidence, I think. Pretty funny though. And no, I don't think this guy could be Michael (even though the name is errily similar) because I've seen pictures of him and watched videos of him on youtube, and he has waay too many asian features, and they look all natural and not plastered on, so no. He's actually pretty good though as an impersonator. His dancing is so so (no one can really dance like MJ, but Navi comes close) and he doesn't really have a good voice (in my opinion). BUT, those little voice quirks that Michael does (like the breathing that you can hear, and the hee's and the hoo's ect) are DEAD on. If you just hear Maiko with the voice quirks and not the actual singing, you would think it's Michael. Here's a video of him, if you want to see him.


Okay, I now thought of a reason for the title. So when I put the description in the Babylon translator, it said 'finishing to become MJ', and the line of text on the poster is 'I quit the company to become an MJ'. So, most people would say its about an impersonator, and that's why. But, get this. What if 'the company' is whatever tribute company he's part of? And if he quit it, why would he? To become a body double for MJ once he hoaxed his death. Get this. Conrad Murray is part of the illuminati, so if the illuminati is after MJ, then it would make perfect sense. Basically, I'm saying this:

So MJ hires Maiko to be his body double, right? Then his body double becomes 'SICK SICK SICK'. MJ meets Conrad Murray (who is POSING as a doctor, hired by the Illuminati to kill Michael), and decides he should be his personal physician. The sick story is GREAT for the hoax. But, as time goes on, MJ figures Conrad out, and figures out his real deal. He then puts Maiko in the house that night (when he 'died'). And here's the thing: the ambulance driver was in on it. What do I mean about this? You'll see as I keep explaining. ANYWAYS, So, Conrad 'feeds' him the drugs. Conrad became MJ's friend, and doesn't want to go through with this deed. So, Maiko is still okay, but starts 'exibiting symptoms', and then replaces himself with a wax dummy, and excapes while Conrad is talking to his 'patient' about the heart stuff. He then goes into the tour bus, where MICHAEL is there, and they wait for Conrad and the wax dummy in the ambulance. The ambulance leaves slowly, so MJ and Maiko leave. MJ then arrives at the hospital where a helicopter takes him to the airport, and leaves for Cancoon Mexico, on that SINGULAR plane that left that one airport. Maiko then resumes his life as an impersonator. That would explain the family, the secrecy, and EVERYTHING.

LIKE I SAID THOUGH, THIS is only what I think, and what I CAME UP WITH. Okay? It may not be right, but I came up with this explanation, I didn't stealit from anyone. Okay? Okay. There. Tell me what you think! The reason I brought this up again is because I thought it was suspicious, and since no one looked at my post on the topic of this, I thought I would post it again, with a new explanation i made. Again, tell me what you think!

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Wow very good research=)